The Magnificent Emporium of Lenoir Whittlethorn

Welcome and salutations! Consider this blog as the circus, and me the ringleader. I shall show you the peculiar and the disturbing. See freaks, heroes, villains, and the wanderers of the universe here! After the show, please feel free to stay and enjoy philosophical discussions with yours truly! This is my mixed bag of entertainment! Enjoy!

School’s out, but homeschooling begins

Hey guys, Lenoir here just reminding you guys that I’m alive.

Though my fourth year of college is done, I still have one more year. I’ve been itching for summer vacation since March. Now that it’s finally here, I can now…start on my writing projects. One is taking my full attention right now, but I’m considering having the other projects be either a collection of short stories or revamping my old, old, OLD high school-era stories. I’ve learned so much  from my English courses, especially from one that was pathetically easy (the class was way too simple, but the books that were required had such good advice, I kept them) and I am looking forward to applying my recently acquired knowledge into them.

This summer will be productive!

ekqo:

Remember my Jellyfish book? It’s up for sale now! I’ll be sad to see it go… ; v ;

12 jellyfish drawings, all of a different type. Freehanded in black ink. I made the book, too!

Make ‘em laugh, Ms. Manatee!

Ms. Manatee was at the top of her game on this peculiarly foggy day. Her flipper feet were only stepped on twenty times and only run over by customers’ carts eighteen times. Only a couple customers swore at her clumsiness, while the supervisor kept the usual quota. Ms. Manatee hunched over her register scanner, catching her breath by wearing her standard Port-O-Pond helmet. Her co-workers used the break room to rest, but the Union agreed with the corporate heads that since Ms. Manatee had to have a ten minute break every hour, she didn’t need the break room’s facilities. She didn’t mind, however, since not many customers dared to go through her line. Only under extremely busy days and with extremely desperate people did Ms. Manatee attract. She was hungry, but she was close to ending her six hours, ten minutes, and twenty-five seconds shift. Soon she would be home alongside her mate and three calves.

“Hey, Dome-Dope, yer break’s done!” The supervisor snarled across the workplace, causing some customers and co-workers to snicker.

Ms. Manatee sighed, her break only started four minutes ago, but she removed her helmet regardless. Her back burned from lack of water, but she dared not to ask to use the lavatories—only her coworkers could use those. “I’m open in register three!” Ms. Manatee called out with a slight garble due to some water still in the back of her throat.

Nobody moved from the snaking lines of the other registers. Ms. Manatee leaned over her register once more and shut her eyelids. She heard them all around her, chattering and laughing. Soon, she would be calmly grazing next to her mate and three calves. Soon…Soon…Soon…

dragonbloodink:

If you have or will have student loans, you need to read this.
Something potentially life-changing for millions of people has happened.
On March 8, 2012, Rep. Hansen Clarke introduced H.R. 4170, the Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012. This act proposes that people with federal student loan debt pay 10% of their discretionary income for a period of 10 years, and then the rest of the debt would be forgiven. I’m not clear on the details, but I’m also hearing that somehow it proposes to roll private debt into federal debt so it would apply, too.
Student loan debt is financially crippling millions of people and having negative effects on the economic recovery efforts.
Suze Ormond gives a very good explanation here of why student loan debt is contributing to the economic crisis in America. Not to mention the personal cost for young people trying to start out in life with the double whammy of a poor economy and serious loan debt. What’s even less certain is how this will affect Americans for generations to come, with some calling young Americans “The New Lost Generation.”
When you can barely afford to pay your loans, you aren’t buying cars. You aren’t buying houses. You aren’t spending a lot of money on consumer items or vacations. You’re trying to scrape up enough money to pay that bill so Sallie Mae will stop sending you threatening letters.
Think what would happen if suddenly, all of the people sending most of their paychecks to student loan companies had hundreds of dollars more to spend on other things.
Think how many people would move out of their family home and get a place of their own.
Think how many people would buy a car.
Think how many couples would decide to get married.
Think how many people would be able to start saving for retirement, or be able to afford health insurance.
Think how many people would buy clothes, shoes, electronics, or better-quality food.
Think how many people would stop considering suicide as the only way out of an apparently impossible financial crisis. 
And now think how all that money flooding into the economy would improve things in America.
This is one economic problem that is not going to get better over time without action. It’s actually getting worse. It’s not only students themselves suffering. With nowhere else to go, many have moved back in with families and are relying on family support. That’s making it very hard for their parents to retire.


To date, the government has done little to nothing to help out people with existing student debt, despite economists screaming from the rooftops that student loans are a bubble about to burst and when it does, it could tip the country right back into another full-blown recession or even depression. At the very least, it’s likely hampering efforts to get the economy back on track.
It’s telling when you consider where the government chooses to help. The government bailed out the banks. It bailed out the auto industry. It put in place measures to help people facing foreclosure. It’s looking at addressing credit card rules. But what has it done to help people with student loans, which – again – is now a larger problem than credit card debt?
This is a groundbreaking measure and it needs people to get behind it immediately and show their support, to let Congress know what such a relief could mean to a generation of young people struggling under a mountain of debt unlike anything our country has seen before.
I fully support The Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012 as a way to help stimulate the economy, remove a financial and emotional burden from millions of people, and help pull the country out of the sinkhole it entered nearly four years ago.
The Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012 will stop the bleeding. We need other things to happen, too.
We need representatives to call for student loan reforms to stop the problem for future generations.
We need representatives to call for colleges and universities to bring down tuition for current and future students.
We need representatives to support community and technical colleges.
We need to change the tenor of conversation about higher education in America.
We need media to start asking the hard questions about why this happened in the first place.
But first, we have to put a tourniquet on the debt that is bleeding Americans dry.
If you support this bill, contact your representatives and senators and tell them so immediately. Call them. Email them. Write letters. 
For more information, check out http://forgivestudentloandebt.com/
You can track the bill through GovTrack here.
Sign the petition here!
And SPREAD THE WORD!

dragonbloodink:

If you have or will have student loans, you need to read this.

Something potentially life-changing for millions of people has happened.

On March 8, 2012, Rep. Hansen Clarke introduced H.R. 4170, the Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012. This act proposes that people with federal student loan debt pay 10% of their discretionary income for a period of 10 years, and then the rest of the debt would be forgiven. I’m not clear on the details, but I’m also hearing that somehow it proposes to roll private debt into federal debt so it would apply, too.

Student loan debt is financially crippling millions of people and having negative effects on the economic recovery efforts.

Suze Ormond gives a very good explanation here of why student loan debt is contributing to the economic crisis in America. Not to mention the personal cost for young people trying to start out in life with the double whammy of a poor economy and serious loan debt. What’s even less certain is how this will affect Americans for generations to come, with some calling young Americans “The New Lost Generation.”

When you can barely afford to pay your loans, you aren’t buying cars. You aren’t buying houses. You aren’t spending a lot of money on consumer items or vacations. You’re trying to scrape up enough money to pay that bill so Sallie Mae will stop sending you threatening letters.

Think what would happen if suddenly, all of the people sending most of their paychecks to student loan companies had hundreds of dollars more to spend on other things.

  • Think how many people would move out of their family home and get a place of their own.
  • Think how many people would buy a car.
  • Think how many couples would decide to get married.
  • Think how many people would be able to start saving for retirement, or be able to afford health insurance.
  • Think how many people would buy clothes, shoes, electronics, or better-quality food.
  • Think how many people would stop considering suicide as the only way out of an apparently impossible financial crisis. 
  • And now think how all that money flooding into the economy would improve things in America.
This is one economic problem that is not going to get better over time without action. It’s actually getting worse. It’s not only students themselves suffering. With nowhere else to go, many have moved back in with families and are relying on family support. That’s making it very hard for their parents to retire.

To date, the government has done little to nothing to help out people with existing student debt, despite economists screaming from the rooftops that student loans are a bubble about to burst and when it does, it could tip the country right back into another full-blown recession or even depression. At the very least, it’s likely hampering efforts to get the economy back on track.

It’s telling when you consider where the government chooses to help. The government bailed out the banks. It bailed out the auto industry. It put in place measures to help people facing foreclosure. It’s looking at addressing credit card rules. But what has it done to help people with student loans, which – again – is now a larger problem than credit card debt?

This is a groundbreaking measure and it needs people to get behind it immediately and show their support, to let Congress know what such a relief could mean to a generation of young people struggling under a mountain of debt unlike anything our country has seen before.

I fully support The Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012 as a way to help stimulate the economy, remove a financial and emotional burden from millions of people, and help pull the country out of the sinkhole it entered nearly four years ago.

The Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012 will stop the bleeding. We need other things to happen, too.

  • We need representatives to call for student loan reforms to stop the problem for future generations.
  • We need representatives to call for colleges and universities to bring down tuition for current and future students.
  • We need representatives to support community and technical colleges.
  • We need to change the tenor of conversation about higher education in America.
  • We need media to start asking the hard questions about why this happened in the first place.

But first, we have to put a tourniquet on the debt that is bleeding Americans dry.

If you support this bill, contact your representatives and senators and tell them so immediately. Call them. Email them. Write letters. 

For more information, check out http://forgivestudentloandebt.com/

You can track the bill through GovTrack here.

Sign the petition here!

And SPREAD THE WORD!

(via artbyfinni)

My dad a “Dharma Bum”?!

For my American Literature course (in college), I had to read “The Dharma Bums”.

The book is out there.

I took some parts of it personally though—not in an offensive sense, but rather a familiar sense.

Especially when it came to the perception of reality. My dad has always talked about “waking up” when we die (a cool concept I love) and how this world isn’t the true world (but we don’t go extreme and try to kill ourselves).

I wondered why I related to those concepts when the book focused on Buddhism and I’m a Non-denominational Christian?

Well, I remember that my dad tried several other religions before settling with Christianity. One being Buddhism. He tried the whole meditation thing, but he said he couldn’t find enough peace. I wonder though if some of those beliefs still stick close to him.

Random post yeah! lol Good night folks!

Bizarro Muse

Sing to me—

—oh.

Muse?

Oh.

O.

K.

Then.

When will my muse—

—my real, curvy muse—

—return?

You, yes, you!

You little ‘m’ muse.

With your skeletal, emaciate frame

could hang a picture in you

Could have you.

If I drank,

and drank,

and drank,

then died in my bile…maybe

Why are you here?

Meatless muse!

Worthless…wench!

Emotion=Deadpan

To you!

Not. Me.

Your words are meant to be read as:

Noun, Adverb, Adjective

Pay up, Doc, Lawyer,

Dead Girl.

Frustration

I will NOT, not, not.

Not compare your neck to a swan’s.

You’re a man.

I’m a woman.

Those delectable tendons

Swoop, swoon, swish

As if one white brushstroke—

Calligraphy:

Kiss. Here.

But you’re not my geisha.

Though the thoughts were—

No.

I’m a—

—cold side of a bed for TWO.

Arching; so flexible!

I pray for tension.

So. Much. Hard.

Please.

Turn away—

No!

Face me to prevent

this closet from spilling

All the dirty, filthy laundry—

—I am the barren basket.

Manic Zeal

I am awesome!

Nothing can pop my balloons!

They’re made of lead

Take that, Superman!

I can saunter up to you,

hold your face in my hands:

“Hey, Beautiful Divine”

“Handsome Stud, we meet again”

Darlings, it’s awesome!

Because lead balloons don’t pop!

And gorgeous people

Never feel ugly folk

Except through piety

GOD BLESS THOSE PRETTIES!

TILT!

There once was a crooked girl,

From a crooked family,

Who had a crooked mind,

Still.

The crooked girl smiled,

And said.

“If I tilt my head to the side…

                                                    …everything is right in the world.”